Saturday, September 27, 2008

Miss Black America


There's this really interesting documentary directed by Rachel Goslins called Bama Girl that's been making its way around the Indie film festival circuit. The film is about Jessica Thomas (pictured above), a student at the University of Alabama and president of the school's chapter of Alpha Kappa Alpha sorority. Bama Girl documents her campaign journey to win the title of 2005 UA Homecoming Queen, an honor that's normally awarded to upper-class, white sorority girls, many of whom are members or chosen by members of "The Machine," a kind of superfraternity that's like UA's version of the Yale secret society Skull and Bones. The Machine is made up of roughly 27 fraternities and sororities on campus that pretty much dominate the student government, much like the members of Skull and Bones dominate the corporate and political worlds (I'm looking at you, Bush). There's this article from Esquire Magazine that talks all about the Machine. It's a little outdated (April 1992), but it takes a good look at race issues, "southern traditions" on the UA campus, and the often times corrupt greek system that tends to control college campuses across the nation. The documentary is making its Alabama debut at the Sidewalk Moving Picture Festival in Birmingham on Sunday.

The festival opened tonight with Adventures of Power, which is directed by and stars Ari Gold (not to be confused with Vincent Chase's high strung, fast-talking, egomaniacal agent on Entourage - although I do believe the character was named after him) and Adrian Grenier (who plays Vincent Chase on Entourage) in a Napoleon Dynamite-esque comedy about a dude whose goal in life is to play air drums.


Also check out Ari and Adrian's band, The Honey Brothers. They're like a mix between Ween, Weezer, and Flight of the Conchords. My favorite song of theirs is "Some of Them Are Nice Days."

[Crimson White]

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Seriously Sarah, Wtf?

Can anyone please explain to me WHY this woman is a VP candidate?


Watch CBS Videos Online

She just makes me sad. And scared.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Omg.

If celebrities were from the midwest, apparently this is what they would look like. The first one is particularly horrifying.

I Love to Love...

Diablo Cody, for telling all of her haters to kiss her big fat Oscar (with fake name engraving and all).

Speaking of Juno, I also love to love Michael Cera, as well as Kat Dennings (whose very charming blog you can read here), Both of whom are starring in Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (!) I hope it's good. And even if it's not, I will still have the soundtrack to look forward to, which comes out tomorrow (!) and includes a new Vampire Weekend song that sounds like nothing new, but at least is consistent with their debut stuff, which, I loved.

Mariah, for returning to the big screen in a movie that's not about rainbows, butterflies, or glitter. I trust it will be bad, but in a semi-good way, you know? Oh, and she's supposedly making a movie-musical based on her Christmas album. Um, YES please.

And last but not least, I love to love Dolly Parton, simply for being Dolly Parton. ♥

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Fey, Poehler in '08?




You betcha. Tina Fey's spot-on impression of Sarah Palin is comedic genius. She's amazing. This is definitely the best SNL moment since Tracy Morgan's "Black is the new president" speech. If these two broads ran for office, I'd consider voting for them. The world would be a much funnier place, and we could all use a good laugh these days.